Can we make this the most reblogged picture on Tumblr
Oh my god.
Today a boy bought me pancakes and tacos and kissed my neck while I watched Parks and Rec and if that’s not a perfect day I don’t know what is
I know this has been said a million times before, but being gay doesn’t give you the right to makes sexist or racist comments and jokes and have everything be peachy.
I don’t wanna die at James Franco’s house.
I said this exact thing yesterday
We were never really dating, we were never really not dating. We didn’t know. No one knew. All you’d know for sure is that you’d always find one of us next to the other, even if we weren’t getting along.
If you take an Ash Wednesday selfie, you’re doing religion wrong
It’s gotten to the point in the semester where my impatience for the people in my classes can’t be restricted to my internal monologue so I sit in class and audibly groan “literally what the fuck are you talking about” and “this is not relevant to anything we’re discussing” but fortunately no one listens to me so I haven’t gotten caught yet
It’s funny because it’s true
Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”