My new goal for the weekend is to get with that hot 26-year-old who said he’s attracted to me but I’m too young
Ya girl got broken up with tonight because the universe doesn’t allow me to be happy for more than a few weeks at a time
hug your dogs for me
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
this will be the meal of choice at my wedding.
"I’m studying to be a librarian."
"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"
"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."
I mean I’ve been told librarian glasses are sexy but her answer is good too
oh make them play again, the music I long to hear as once again you whisper in my ear, oh my darling